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Monster Chalk Board Ornament Gift Tag - Assorted Colors
This reusable mini chalkboard monster ornament or gift tag comes with his furry mouth opened wide for you to write or draw whatever you'd like inside.
The chalkboard measures approximately 2" x 3" and is then covered in fur (which makes it slightly larger...because fur. It would like to be attached to a gift package with the recipient's name, so it can stare at said recipient as they wonder what's inside. Really they won't care what's inside when they see this chalkboard monster staring back at them. Unless there's a GIANT chalkboard monster inside the package, then they'll care.
Hang it on your front door to announce that a baby is sleeping (somewhere on Earth). Put it on your dishwasher (with a suction cup hook thingie) to tell people to empty or fill said dishwasher. Announce to the world that you are ebola free and proud. Use it to price your items at a craft show. Write how many days there are until your favorite holiday so you know how many days you have left before all joy and panic breaks loose all at once. Or use it when you lose your voice to tell people what you'd like to drink.
This chalkboard is great for everyone ages 13 and up. Humans ages 12 and below should not have this because it is not a toy. At all. Because decorative purposes only and such. Children 12 and under are irresponsible and can't have nice things. Clearly.