I think that we can all agree that 2020 has been a giant dumpster fire and we appreciate your patience as orders for physical products (which are not masks) are going to take a little longer to ship. If you have a pressing deadline, please contact us prior to purchase.
This Purrito Burrito rod puppet will delight and entertain humans and cats of all ages, and can be safely operated by any human over the age of 13 years.
Approximately 8”x3” around, with 12” rods (that are inserted into the puppet, giving you about 9” to puppeteer with for the body & 11.5” for the arm rods), this purrito is guaranteed to be a puppet! It’s definitely not haunted and will not mold if left unrefrigerated— it’s also vegan, gluten free, and very low in calories!
Make your life better with a purrito rod puppet, today!
Don’t think you need a purrito rod puppet because you don’t have children in your life? Good news! Children are bored by purrito rod puppets and your friends and coworkers are more appreciative of your weirdness than you think! (Well, most of them are. Some of them would like you to tone it down a bit—but let’s be real: those people aren’t worth your burrito presentations. You save that burrito presentation for the ones who DO appreciate you!)
Oh and there’s tik tok! Who could forget tik tok!? This purrito can floss like there’s no tomorrow!