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Ritz Cracker Finger Puppet
Ritz Cracker Finger Puppet
Ritz Cracker Finger Puppet

Ritz Cracker Finger Puppet

Regular price $22.00 Sale

This little cracker knows how to party! 

With hand stitched, scalloped edges, and two little poppyseed eyes, he’s baked to golden perfection and ready for whatever topping you want to pair him with. 

Wool felt, super tiny, glass eyes. Collectible and adorable and not edible in the slightest. 

also, this thing will choke a baby faster than you can say “pass the cheese”—ages 13 and up only.