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Google Eye Novelty Sunglasses
Google Eye Novelty Sunglasses
Google Eye Novelty Sunglasses
Google Eye Novelty Sunglasses

Google Eye Novelty Sunglasses

Regular price $8.00 Sale

The spelling of the word googly is a mystery to me. We all know about the eyes that wiggle and we all call them googly/googley/googlie eyes, but no spell check will tell us which spelling is correct! Is this spell check’s way of keeping the wiggle eyes out of society?? Join me & stick it to the man with these admirable googly eye sunglasses! They do not wiggle, but that’s considered a feature when you’re walking down the street and need to see where you’re going. (Which means, yes, you can see through them very well.... at least I can.

Have bad news to deliver? These sunglasses will lighten the blow! 

Stressed out? Putting these on will help. TRUST ME. 

Is your photo booth or dress-up box leaving something to be desired? Are you a puppeteer, magician, or storyteller & need to capture your audience’s giggles in a vial in order to power doors to another dimension? Fix all of your problems with these novelty sunglasses! 

May I suggest wearing them on your face? Or for your cosplay as your favorite furry treat-loving monster! Need a quick Halloween costume? Dude. Duuude. 

They are rated for ages 3+. Their country of origin is China.  They offer 100% UV400 protection to keep your giant eyes safe from harmful UV rays and they offer 75% protection against boredom! They’re at my studio, now, and you can put them on your face!